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Well hello fellow Grinches! Welcome. Gather round the fire. We figure you’re all here for the same reason? You loathe Christmas? You couldn’t think of anything worse than spending time with the fam? Plus seeing Christmas decorations in November makes your skin itch?
We have some suggestions for you to stay sane…
For your convenience, because we’re wonderful, we’ve written an entire blog post on how to successful drink in secret! So go on, and have a cheeky tipple this Christmas…
“Thank you so much Auntie Carol, I didn’t know Lidl did limited edition handkerchiefs!”
The key word here being pretend. We suggest asking if anyone needs help with the cooking after the veg is peeled, meat is in the oven, and table is set.
Whether you can or can’t tolerate Christmas, it’s always worth having your mum on side Christmas Day. Tell her the gravy was marvellous and the Yorkshires compare to no one else’s. You won’t regret it.
If you think this year is going to be any more interesting than last years, you are wrong. Save yourself the trauma and put on You’ve Been Framed (this show is literally never not on…)
Wrapping isn’t worth the hassle. Honestly. Line up the bags and just throw in the socks!
Shameless plug...sorry not sorry…
View our wonderful collection here.Get yourself nice and cosy, with a selection of different sweet treats in front of you, and sit down for a festive viewing of Insidious, The Shining, or maybe The Hills Have Eyes!
Unless you’re feeling like causing carnage at Christmas dinner, DO NOT BRING UP POLITICS (Brexit in particularly)
Sure, tis’ the season to be generous to others, but a shopping splurge of your own may counteract any resentment felt towards buying gifts for anyone but yourself. It’s all about the balance. Two for you, one for them…
Well, Merry Christmas to scrooges one and all. We hope we’ve been of some assistance!